Elyse Blechman sells Absolut 40% alcohol, a teratogen, for #pernodricard

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#CosmoComeback, but obvi make it fashion!
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My INCREDIBLY talented friend, @lady_kaytie has been hand crafting these polymer clay earrings from her home here in Brooklyn – and let me tell you how inspired and amazed I am by these incredible Cosmo and Absolut Vodka bottle danglers she’s sent through the post to join my growing collection. I mean, wow y’all.
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To kick off #NationalCosmoDay in SERIOUS style, I’ll be gifting a pair of her earrings to the first 5 friends who give her a follow and slide into her DMs @dangly_ones – TELL HER THE COSMO QUEEN SENTCHYA!
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#CosmoComeback #AbsolutCosmo #DanglyOnes #SideHustle #VodSquad #TopKnot #nationalcosmoday38w

Elyse Blechman, National Absolut vodka Ambassador. hope you’ve got the energy to twirl us ALL into a new year of hope and healing , @mrhallelujah – We fucking deserve it!!! #MadFriday


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Tonight we’ll dress up in sparkles, sip on bubbles, and spin each other around our crunchy Christmas tree – you know, for OLD-TIMES sake. It feels crazy, but crazy is the new normal so it’s fine.
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I hope you’ve got the energy to twirl us ALL into a new year of hope and healing , @mrhallelujah – We fucking deserve it!!!
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#GTFO2020 #OTL #AloneTogether4w