Elyse Blechman sells Absolut 40% alcohol, a teratogen, for #pernodricard

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#CosmoComeback, but obvi make it fashion!
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My INCREDIBLY talented friend, @lady_kaytie has been hand crafting these polymer clay earrings from her home here in Brooklyn – and let me tell you how inspired and amazed I am by these incredible Cosmo and Absolut Vodka bottle danglers she’s sent through the post to join my growing collection. I mean, wow y’all.
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To kick off #NationalCosmoDay in SERIOUS style, I’ll be gifting a pair of her earrings to the first 5 friends who give her a follow and slide into her DMs @dangly_ones – TELL HER THE COSMO QUEEN SENTCHYA!
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#CosmoComeback #AbsolutCosmo #DanglyOnes #SideHustle #VodSquad #TopKnot #nationalcosmoday38w

Elyse Blechman sells Absolut vodka with artificial flavours for #pernodricard.#hide&deceive

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elysenb

Quality & Convenience: get a girl that CAN do both!
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introducing a range of your wildest freakin’ fantasies come true from none other than your favorite Vodka…Absolut canned VodSods and Cocktails are here. Simply chill and spill into a mouth near you!
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#AllFizzNoFuss#RTD#CannedFantasy#Absolut#ReadToDrink#AbsolutMoments#AbsolutInTheWild#CAN I get an amen?