Enjoy Heineken Responsibly

The match has started, lads are in the pub, just made it

There y’are Lar.  What kept ya? Its your round

Oh right. Barman, 5 pints of Heineken please

First pint goes down easy. The second is in hand. That’s better

Can relax now, enjoy the game. Half time, nil all

Third pint arrives, chatting away, lads are in great form. Nice girls too

This is great, need it to get away from things

Laughing, kidding, having the banter. Can’t stop

Hey Lar, its your round.

Again? Barman, same again 5 pints of Heineken

Game over, who won? What’s goin on? Lar we’re goin to Diceys, you comin?

No can’t, have to go home.

Jayz I’m in a right state. She’ll kill me

How many pints did we have?

Drove up, was in a rush. Spent the taxi money.

What now??