Where the streets are paved in goal.
Heineken, one of the biggest alcohol producers in the world
Uses stealth marketing. To hide its alcohol
Deceive the consumer
The match has started, lads are in the pub, just made it
There y’are Lar. What kept ya? Its your round
Oh right. Barman, 5 pints of Heineken please
First pint goes down easy. The second is in hand. That’s better
Can relax now, enjoy the game. Half time, nil all
Third pint arrives, chatting away, lads are in great form. Nice girls too
This is great, need it to get away from things
Laughing, kidding, having the banter. Can’t stop
Hey Lar, its your round.
Again? Barman, same again 5 pints of Heineken
Game over, who won? What’s goin on? Lar we’re goin to Diceys, you comin?
No can’t, have to go home.
Jayz I’m in a right state. She’ll kill me
How many pints did we have?
Drove up, was in a rush. Spent the taxi money.