#Spring time is for writing nature poems. Or to hang with friends in nature drinking cocktails. No poetry needed.
Smirnoff plugs festivals. Get young people together on the binge
Tickets, Tracks & hacks, we’ve got everything you need for Summer 2015 right here.
#SmirnoffFestivalFix
Respect your mom. Don’t give her alcohol
A sure fire way to become mom’s favourite.
#HappyMothersDay

Twitter twaddle from Glenlivet. To hide the heavy alcohol!
Taken from Gaelic, Glenlivet means “valley of the smooth-flowing one.” They must have sampled our whisky.

Absolut trys to hide the heavy alcohol in fruity stuff
Sipping on an Absolut Passanova at
@TigermilkatDoC : Absolut, lychee, pineapple, lime & passion fruit goodness.

Free master classes from Havana Club. How to make heavy alcohol drinkable
We’re at
@oldspitalfields from 12-5pm, so swing by to make an authentic#HavanaMojito for free.#Masterclass
The Wine Society sells alcohol
This from @trinityhillwine via @TheWineSociety is great stuff. A sign of things to come from #nzwine in 2013? Hope so

Smirnoff ruthlessly targeting the young and immature
Calling all
#students, the ultimate student job has relaunched#Classof21 http://www.Classof21.co.uk@CampusHQ
Courvoisier, a bottle of heavy alcohol, toxic. Deadly
Red, yellow, purple, green or blue, even when there is uncertainty, keep your cognac simple, keep it
#Courvoisier
Jameson ginger & lime. Hide the alcohol, deceive the consumer
You remember that time when lime and ginger came to town?
#WhiskeyWednesday#Stories




Paul Benbow 

